HAROLD
MEMORABLE MEALS
WAFFLES / SAUSAGES / PARSLEY / COFFEE

The  'incomparable'  Harold,  a professional  tap and  ballroom dancer, is a former dance associate of Fred astaire and Ginger Rogers.   He exits  his  Gould Street  dance  studio  in  stylishly formal  attire - circa  Hollywood 1940 - and  takes  his  reserved table in the swank atmosphere of Fran's restaurant.

Harold  has  reportedly  auditioned 1,000 waffles in a variety of combinations  to  develop  the  table-top  choreography  of  his favorite meal - waffles, sausages, parsley, and coffee. Through relentless  rehearsing he has  trained  one cook  to achieve the rigorous level of quality he demands. Harold puts coffee cream on the waffles,  pours  maple  syrup on the sausages,  and dips the  parsley  in  the  coffee.   He   waltzes   through   the  meal, dramatically   manouvering  his  flashing  knife  and  fork,  and pausing  for  coffee  with  precision  timimg.  In  the  finale, the anticipated and  sought after  energy boost is dancing  through his body signifying another satisfying performance.

Research into Harold's case reveals extensive experimentation to  find  the  foods  compatable  with  his  life  rhythm.  On one occasion he tried boysenberry  flavored syrup on the sausages. This resulted in a noticeable blue tint in his hair lasting several days.  The application  of  whipped  butter on  the waffles  was discontinued - it speeded up his rumba.

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